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Happy Birthday ArcherTL

"J"

Git Off My Lawn
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North Carolina
Happy birthday youngin!!!!! Now go out and pump some gas!!!!! :smiley_clap: Oh and the windows look a little dirty as well...... rotflmao Hope you have a good one......
 

Ohiosam

*Supporting Member*
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Mahoning Co.
Here a little military humor for your birthday.


Is Sex Work?
A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his
staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the
colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained
that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to
get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just
how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"

A Major chimed in with 75%-25% in favor of work.

A Captain said it was 50%-50%.

A lieutenant responded with 25%-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon
his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in
charge of making the coffee and asked for his opinion.

Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100%
pleasure.

The colonel was surprised and as you might guess, asked why?

"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me
doing it for them."

The room fell silent.

God Bless the enlisted man!
 

bowhunter1023

Owner/Operator
Staff member
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Appalachia
Happy Birthday Tommy Boy!!! :smiley_clap:

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Thanks everyone. So far its been a great day! I hunted the delta this morning and got 5 ducks. Then I missed shots on a flock of 3 Brant Geese.

Sunrise and my set up for the morning

First duck of the day an American Wigeon Drake.

Then I got four more including a Beautiful Northern Pintail Drake. Two American Wigeon hens, Blue wing teal hen, and Northern Pintail drake.
Now have to go take a CPR class.
 
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