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The Last Thing I Remember

I was in my favorite Irish pub last Saturday night, knocked back a few beers, and noticed two very large women by the bar. They both had pretty strong accents that sounded to me like an Irish brogue, so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland ?"

One of them looked down on me frowning and said in a nasty voice, "It's WALES, you idiot!"

So, I immediately apologized and said, "I'm sorry. Are you two whales from Ireland?"

That's pretty much the last thing I remember!