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Got in some trouble shopping today

"J"

Git Off My Lawn
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Got in some trouble shopping today
Took the ol lady out for breakfast, got my motorcycle parts and went to Lake Jackson to the Target store and the Mall. Target wasn't bad cuz the shoppin was for the grand kids, but it still kicked my ass. Then we just HAD to stop in that Mall for a "few minutes" for something else. I told her I was gonna go to Sears and we'd meet up later. I poked around a bit and then I got thirsty.

Couple hours later my cellular telephone rang, which is odd. My lovely bride was the caller. She says, "WHERE are you at"???? I said "Sweet Tart you remember that Jewelry store just outside the Mall, the one we were at a few year ago and you found that diamond necklace I just couldn't afford at the time, but I said I'd get it for you someday".
She got quiet a second and then said with kind of a quivering voice "yes, yes I do remember that Jewelry store".

I said, "well, I'm shootin pool at the beer joint right next to it".


I'm headed back out to the shed now, catch y'all later.