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Invading the United States?

A Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat rowing towards California. The Captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"

One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "We are invading the United States of America!"

The entire crew of the destroyer doubled over in laughter. When the Captain is finally able to catch his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"

The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four. The rest are already there!"
 

Huckleberry Finn

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Still the funniest thing I have ever heard in a class:

(Professor draws a 0 on the board)
"Does anyone know what that is?"

"That's the number of Americans that have died trying to swim to Havanna!"